Published: 7 years ago

My Place In The Universe

Woof! So, my place in the universe … the couch. I’ve heard other puppies and dogs talk about this allusive couch and how comfortable it is. I had no idea what the big deal was until I tried it out for myself. Damn! It’s …

Published: 7 years ago

My Poo Is Precious

Woof! I had a theory last night and I put it to the test today. Whenever I defecate, yes defecate (I am a smart dog), one of my humans is nearby with a bag, ready to pick up what comes out. Is there any …

Published: 7 years ago

You’ve got a face like a dropped pie

Woof! Once again, I took the red pill and ventured into the land unknown. You guessed it, we went right again. I’m getting used to it the more and more we venture out. Apparently, this time I made it around the block … yay …

Published: 7 years ago

A Whole New World … My Aladdin Moment

Woof! For the past few days, I thought the world consisted of: my bed in my new home and, the backyard of my new home. My humans take me to the back yard every couple hours so I can run around and do dog …

Published: 7 years ago

This rope is annoying

Woof! What the hell is this rope which these humans keep putting on me? They consistently refer to it as a “leash”. It’s giving me the sh#ts and just keeps getting in the way. I try going one way but keep getting pulled the …

Published: 7 years ago

What the F#@k just happened?

Woof! After an awesome weekend away in the countryside with my mum and brothers and sisters, a strange thing happened during the drive back home. We made a few stops along the way but at each stop, one of my brothers, or sisters, stayed …

Published: 7 years ago

Hi, Tjena, Hola!

  Woof! Hi everyone. I’m Cookie and this is the world as I see it, hear it, smell it and sometimes laugh at it … by the way, I’m a Border cross Australian Shepherd … so I’m smart and sarcastic. you’ve just been blogged …